Fresh from beating off a half-assed coup from the wing of his party that eats roadkill and shits conspiracy theories , Speaker of the House John Boehner reveals in Politico that reports that he looooves to fellate the president are wildly overstated:
When Obama enters the chamber to give the next SOTU, he should wear a long black leather trenchcoat and whistle the tune for "The Farmer In The Dell."
It will be fun to watch the members on the majority all cower under their seats while simultaneously shitting their pants.
<i>&quot;&emsp; The POTUS on the Hill, &ensp;&emsp;The POTUS on the Hill, &ensp;&emsp;High-Ho the Derry-O, &ensp;&emsp;The POTUS on the Hill!&emsp;&quot;</i>
Judging by the new pix of Boehner, brown is the new orange. If he keeps this up, he&#039;s going to find himself on the short end of an NYPD chokehold
IKR. When did they ever start?
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ &quot;Yo String! Where Wallace at, huh? Where Wallace at?&quot; (since you mentioned IE) -----------------
Or Richard Pryor.
When Obama enters the chamber to give the next SOTU, he should wear a long black leather trenchcoat and whistle the tune for &quot;The Farmer In The Dell.&quot;
It will be fun to watch the members on the majority all cower under their seats while simultaneously shitting their pants.
<i>&quot;&emsp; The POTUS on the Hill, &ensp;&emsp;The POTUS on the Hill, &ensp;&emsp;High-Ho the Derry-O, &ensp;&emsp;The POTUS on the Hill!&emsp;&quot;</i>
Proves what they say once you go blah you never go back and little Johnny real does like fellating Bamz
Are there no grownups in Congress?
...I can only imagine what he does when Senator Ted Cruz calls
For his part, Obama uses the air hand jackoff motion whenever he phones Boehner or Oconnell.
I&#039;m surprised he doesn&#039;t just let the President go to voicemail.
once it gets its nose under the tent...
...I&#039;m leaning more towards the &quot;jerk off&quot; motion with his eyes crossed.
Judging by the new pix of Boehner, brown is the new orange. If he keeps this up, he&#039;s going to find himself on the short end of an NYPD chokehold
Boehner has overdone the tan, he&#039;s darker than Bobby Jindal.
Good Jeebus it looks like Boehner&#039;s been on bake too long ... like a Saracen l&#039;Orange
Is there any proof that Gohmert eats roadkill?
<i>Fresh from beating off a half-assed coup</i>
So <i>that&#039;s</i> how he secured the votes he needed . . .