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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

I'm shocked that he didn't pardon Susan B. and her husband Anthony.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The great story is that line was ad libbed, which is why Gene Wilder cracked up.

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Querolous's avatar

They've all been murdered by deep state, marxist, socialist, anarchist vegan butt hole yodeling trans DEMONCRAPS!FIFY

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

An interesting concept. That would mean that the only beings in this existence who are actually people are the anti-Trumpists, because, as angry as they are, MAGATs would not consider this Hell. Their Hell would have President Hillary Clinton, a Democratic majority in the House, and a filibuster-proof Democratic majority in the Senate. That means that all MAGATs are actually demons (and lesser ones at that).

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Yeah, but I heard he was one-eighth Cherokee. /s

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I want to go to that girl's wedding.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I can understand Navajos for Trump. The Whites fucked them over so badly, they're hoping for a better deal from the Oranges.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Owning the libs and the transes, also too

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Orange man speak with forked tongue

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

My wife worships at a church named for St Columba, who is the first person on record to have fought the Loch Ness Monster (and to have prevailed through the power of Christ, which immediately converted all the heathen Scots watching)

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

One of the Five Civilised Tribes who, to their shame, held slaves and got a seat int the Confederate Congress

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

My father-in-law is one of those, he's all like, Christmas and Easter are too pagan and Christians should go back to celebrating the Jewish holidays. I told him he's welcome to rock up to the local synagogue for Yom Kippur but maybe leave the Jesus in his pocket

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rtpoeman's avatar

Solid reporting by local news!

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bobbert's avatar

Oook

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Joaquin Briskly's avatar

I have noticed the same thing here in Central Okiehoma.

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Tuxedocat's avatar

I can imagine that must have been a wild set to be on.

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