No One Who Speaks German...

*Reliable Source: Apple integrity compromised as staffers grab up iPhones by the armful... Germany now claiming they don't hate Scientologists after all. [WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Michael Jacksonmay soon be your neighbor... Based on appearances,Connie SchultzthinksKarl Roveneeds a hug... Congressmen not hip to blogging... It would seem thatPresident Bushis still listening to/taking advice fromRush Limbaugh. [ Examiner ]

*Under the Dome: With everyone going to prison, the Council of Republicans for Environmental Advocacy is temporarily unavailable... Self-proclaimed Prince of DarknessRobert Novakwants us to know he's an ok dude...Sen. Schumertakes the kids to Woodstock. [ The Hill ]

*Shenanigans: Former congressmanHarold Ford Jr.still has political ambitions...George H. W. Bushpromises fidelity to his boat... Its going to take more than chicken soup to heal these souls... Seriously big time celebrities invade the Capitol for PBS's 4th of July celebration. [ Politico ]

*Rush & Molloy: Jackie Kennedywas a food nazi. [ NYDN ]