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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Send out the flying monkey rage brigade.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'd never heard of him 'till I came here.

BadKitty904's avatar

I'd still prefer to have not heard of him.

Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

I have a poker iron. Will gladly flirt with Murdoch

For the team.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And that his grave is available for public urination.

The Wanderer's avatar

I would ask the old reprobate, "If rape is 'a bit of flirting,' would castration be 'extreme circumcision?'"

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I will dance a jig when that slimy old motherfucker croaks. I hope it takes a LONG time, and that he suffers unspeakable fucking agony for every goddamn second.

AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

They aren't white. -The End-

nightmoth's avatar

You're not rambling, you're spot on. I'm sorry you're in pain, though.

Cock Blockula's avatar

Gherkins is referring to the redoubtable Jim Hoft, Welcher of Bets.

I think this is a link to the incident (and long-standing joke) from 2013:

https://wonkette.com/517776...

Cock Blockula's avatar

And also put that other Aussie wanker, Julian Assange, into that category.

HooverVilles's avatar

There is simply no bottom to the depths that these revolting people are willing to go.

HooverVilles's avatar

Understood, but what was the wager?

Cock Blockula's avatar

I edited my comment to include the link. $$$ were involved.