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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Send out the flying monkey rage brigade.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'd never heard of him 'till I came here.

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BadKitty904's avatar

I'd still prefer to have not heard of him.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, I know what you mean.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

I have a poker iron. Will gladly flirt with Murdoch

For the team.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And that his grave is available for public urination.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I would ask the old reprobate, "If rape is 'a bit of flirting,' would castration be 'extreme circumcision?'"

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I will dance a jig when that slimy old motherfucker croaks. I hope it takes a LONG time, and that he suffers unspeakable fucking agony for every goddamn second.

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

They aren't white. -The End-

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nightmoth's avatar

You're not rambling, you're spot on. I'm sorry you're in pain, though.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Gherkins is referring to the redoubtable Jim Hoft, Welcher of Bets.

I think this is a link to the incident (and long-standing joke) from 2013:

https://wonkette.com/517776...

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Cock Blockula's avatar

And also put that other Aussie wanker, Julian Assange, into that category.

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HooverVilles's avatar

There is simply no bottom to the depths that these revolting people are willing to go.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Understood, but what was the wager?

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Cock Blockula's avatar

I edited my comment to include the link. $$$ were involved.

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