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I feel so disarrayed.

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Molasses. The future is in molasses. Consequently, I urge all stakeholders to co-invest in hip waders.

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Not even my pants!

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Mackenzie Crook’s heart is pure. The final episode of Detectorists makes me smile just thinking about it.

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If I had more time, I'd be like, "OK--not seeing the 'wrong place/wrong time' statute. Let's try this: select the place and the time from this list:PLACE: Driving a car/in a vagina/outside of a liquor store.TIME: While wasted/without consent/not having paid for the Hot Damn 100 concealed in your pants.

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I would like to think you are right but these "citizens" watch Faux Noise and aren't aware that what TrumpCo are doing is treason and probably couldn't spell it on their best day. Yes, that's a vast generalization but frankly all of those idiots who voted for Trump and the even bigger idiots who stayed home because "They're all the same" aren't going to change and this is just going to keep happening. We are going to be tortured by this for the remainder of this nightmare existence.

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I REALLY wanted to use a pic of her in her "Helga, Holy Princess of the Caucasus" look but what's past is past.

Oh hell. Why not?

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farewell, a long farewell, to all my greatness

shakespeare/Cardinal Wolsey

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ah, youth!

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I think he should get at least a few hours off his sentence for not writing "democrat values", just sayin'.

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Great, great series! Wish it had continued.

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das Furchtbarsucht!

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Perhaps the TL, DR part should be up front. Like an executive summary.

Great work, $5F!!

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SRSLY?

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Have you taken your daily medication lately?

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I want to be Mrs. Betty Bowers in my next life.

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