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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Cthulu heard that and is not pleased

Thomas Hurt's avatar

that's called lyin for the Lord.

santyclz's avatar

That's a common misconception about Schrödinger's cat. It's not "dead or alive" -- it's both dead AND alive. If you ask how that is possible, the answer is simple: Quantum -- a modern term that was traditionally spelled "It's a miracle."

Hazel Blumberg's avatar

So, how come the national debt is so horrifically enormous, Mr. Moronbrain? And the US imposes no tariffs? Or maybe just itty-bitty ones? I swear: if this dude had to ever utter a fact, it'd choke IT to death. Which wouldn't be a bad thing. Except that IT is incapable of doing anythinig but lying.

teele's avatar

"The U.S. this year imposed tariffs on steel, aluminum, washers and solar panels..."

Do not forget that there are no tariffs on Whirlpool washers. No, indeed, as a special favor to the Sniveling Weasel, Mister-30-Years-a-Backbencher, Fred Upton, Whirlpool doesn't have to pay no stinking tariffs like them there other washing machine manufacturers. Fred was a no trump kinda guy, until the day before the big beer party at the White House celebrating the House vote to kill the ACA. Fred was not going to vote for that shit, until his boss, Mr. Cheetoh, had a little chat with him, and apparently made him one of the few promises he's ever kept. Why would Fred care about Whirlpool? Maybe because he's one of the heirs to the fortune made by Whirlpool. Or not, if that's what you want to believe.

Mike Steele's avatar

No need to worry about Ford car prices, unless you want a Mustang, as they're getting out of the car bidness and focusing on F-series trucks (see what we did there?) Oh, and about the Chinese pig farmers...they're here, dba Smithfield, and entitled to the taxpayer funded farmer bailout because pork orders FROM CHINA are down. Win-win, eh, Trumpanzees?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

I'm using tariffs. But we don't have them. We're paying down the debt with tariffs. But where do you see tariffs? Tariffs are good to negotiate with, if we had them. But we don't. Because they're bad. But don't push me, or I'll add tariffs, because they can be good.

DougW's avatar

Did you say 'Overlords'? You mean 'Protectors'....

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Multinational companies, how do they work?

Hesavebread!'s avatar

But he is using his right to bare arms.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Ms. Traditional Family? But yes, see more at www.MILFBibleFrot.com

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Chef deals with soup and I don't really know what this is . . .

Hesavebread!'s avatar

One of these things is not like the other ones.

JCfromNC's avatar

There are no comments here. Everyone's saying that.

JCfromNC's avatar

Will Ford's new slogan be, "Buy A Ford, Pay Off the National Debt With Imaginary Steel Duties, Thank You For Your $1,409 to $2,057"? Hmmm, Sterling Cooper might need to tweak that a smidge.

Maybe they could hire the same guy that came up with the Dennis Quaid esurance ad campaign, 'cos that guy's a genius, IMHO.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

MsEdgyNation's avatar

Haha, wait, no. That would imply that he's an adult.