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I’m pretty sure the only President, current or former, to be accused of rape by an Epstein victim is still just Donald Trump. The one who’s cult fanboys all think every Epstein pal is a Democrat and just totally overlook how Trump and Epstein were best buddies for over a decade.

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It may depend on the ages of the young women in question and the laws about "statutory rape" at the location(s) any acts occur.

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Trump tag-team raped a 13 year old with Jeffy- that’s gotta qualify no matter what statutory laws apply.

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My comment was regarding whether he will be "the only President, current or former, to be accused of rape by an Epstein victim".

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Me don’t know, Mongo only pawn in game of life. 🤷‍♂️

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AI to the rescue, you know it's coming...

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Super duper special bonus points for rare picture of Kitty Hawk, pioneering feline aviatrix, who founded the Flying Tigers, and their junior auxiliary, Kittens with Wings.

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"particularly when dude was a moderate to begin with and we’ve known about his proclivities for decades now. "

Moderate enough to blow through a huge amount of his political capital by pushing for gays to serve openly in the military as the first thing he did after inauguration, only to get rolled by moderate Democrats like Sam Nunn. Yeah, he did sign that 1994 crime bill - the same one that was supported by the Congressional Black Caucus.

As far as his "proclivities" go, could you go into detail about those? We all know that he had a consensual affair with an intern which she initiated (yes, he should have said no to her offers, but people often have bad judgment when sex is involved), but none of the other allegations of extra-marital affairs were substantiated and in Paula Jones' case, were straight-up perjury. Clinton settled with her just to get rid of her. His reputation as a horndog came from Joe Klein and other villagers, not from any solid evidence.

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I feel bad for this woman. I can absolutely imagine her feeling like she needs to make up something in order to get some fucking attention for Epstein's crimes.

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Wouldn't ghislaine maxwell have comprehensive information on epstein's client list?

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I believe she refused to 'cooperate.' Hence the prison sentence.

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I imagine she felt prison was preferable to getting "Epsteined."

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We all know Trump is a sexual predator and there is no reason to believe age would be any deterrent, but I doubt his ego would ever allow him to let someone like Epstein know what his proclivities were. He had his own means of access to minors and likely would have, or did, use them rather than partake with Epstein.

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Donald Trump is a convicted rapist, and is on tape saying he sexually assaults women. Clinton wasn't convicted of anything, but he's a well-known philanderer. I think I can reasonably be sure about what both were up to with Jeffrey Epstein.

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And Wonkette ruins pert nipples forever. Friendship over!!

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I just heard that Clinton had oral sex with a staffer while he was president! Why isn’t this front page news! - conservative media

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You lie!!!!!

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[clutches pearls and faints]

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Sorry Robin but if PAB is also a pedophile guilty of rape, (and I believe that's likely), it's not merely gilding a lily. It is the most seriously sick thing he has done

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The polish on the turd?

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Better!

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Trump flicking pert nipples makes me want to throw up in my mouth, too. Heck, it even makes me wanna throw up in someone *else's* mouth.

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I will now go to the corner Hazmat Decontamination Booth.

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Jan 9·edited Jan 9

I remain convinced that all of this attention on ‘potential’ sex tapes is meant to distract from both Epstein and Trump’s highly questionable finances, and the weird triangle of Epstein, Trump, and Deutsche Bank, (with the son of former SCOTUS member Anthony Kennedy heading the wealth management arm).

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I don't think its a distraction but it would be nice if the dem oppo team started making noises about Trump's many questionable financial entanglements with bad people.

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Pfalse pflagge!

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I'm not sure Donald Trump is familiar with the word "pert." Nipples, yeah, but pert? He doesn't have the vocabulary.

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Thank you! She obviously made that up. Or confused him with another "customer" Orangini tends to grunt in one of twenty, or so, words, "pert" is not one of them.

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it's an overused phrase, perhaps he heard it once or twice.

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Pointy?

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I remember when Pert was the name of a shampoo.

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Or a drummer.

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He stands alone.

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I thought that was the cheese.

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Wingnuts accusing non-wingnuts of pedophilia.

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