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Tap, tap, tap goes the wingtip under the men's room stall…

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I really, really hate Laura Ingraham.

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Can Jerry Falwell Jr. watch? He likes to watch.

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Well, they can't vote or write a million dollar campaign check, can they?

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I think the phrase you're looking for is "non illegitimi carborundum"

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I was at a California state fair about 1978 or so, and there was a wonderful topographical map of the state laid out on a table, about ten feet long. It was made entirely of nuts, fruits, and vegetables.

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Without people to hate, the RW has nothing.

No visions of a future planet of life and beauty and science, but only fearful defense and conquest.

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so legal sodomy leads to more votes for Democrats? We have a plan!

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I want a homosexuality starter kit!

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yeah but their base are dumb enough to fall for it

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Qanonovich

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Only when there's a hurricane nearby, or just in general?

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Especially in a hurricane.

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I feel like a nasty, nasty pedophile whenever I think some Fox News bimbo is attractive. I mean, mentally they can’t be older than 7.

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Well, it's a slope, just not very slippery, maybe????

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