I'm a relatively new writer here at Wonkette and I regret to inform you that despite my best efforts at just doing dick jokes and satire, it turns out I am going to be the writer that covers death and oppression and rape and shit. (There can still be dick jokes though because obviously there's going to be dick jokes.)
No. You Don't Get To Kill Yourself. Neither Do I.
No. You Don't Get To Kill Yourself. Neither…
No. You Don't Get To Kill Yourself. Neither Do I.
I'm a relatively new writer here at Wonkette and I regret to inform you that despite my best efforts at just doing dick jokes and satire, it turns out I am going to be the writer that covers death and oppression and rape and shit. (There can still be dick jokes though because obviously there's going to be dick jokes.)