Oh hey there, hipsters, whatcha doin'? Drinking your artisanal organic kale lattes in your too-skinny jeans, cutting your hair into a mullet of irony, LOLing at some listicle of 37 People On The Internet Who Are On The Internet, and thinking George Dubya Bush is, like, cool?
Because there is probably <i>no better</i> way to recruit people to want to bomb American urban centers, by telling them &quot;Guess what! Hipsters love GWB and PBR! And they live in and arount these big hipster cities!&quot; Jesus, that&#039;s about the best possible way to go about it. I&#039;m about to start pricing underwear bombs on Amazon right now.
Hey, it&#039;s spelled &quot;Somerville.&quot; I know, because I&#039;m a former resident. It does rain there, though, but only on the Brazilians and Haitians that live in assisted housing. And on those of us that don&#039;t wear our jeans skinny enough.
God I hate skinny jeans, esp. on men. They destroy all ass curvation and make normal people look like they have chicken legs.
Me too. Deep, deep hatred. To the marrow.
I am old enough to have voted against that asshole- twice
Nixon&#039;s head, also too
Fuck, is Vanity Fair now owned by Al Qaeda?
Because there is probably <i>no better</i> way to recruit people to want to bomb American urban centers, by telling them &quot;Guess what! Hipsters love GWB and PBR! And they live in and arount these big hipster cities!&quot; Jesus, that&#039;s about the best possible way to go about it. I&#039;m about to start pricing underwear bombs on Amazon right now.
Which t-shirt should I wear today? Che or Dubya?
Hey, it&#039;s spelled &quot;Somerville.&quot; I know, because I&#039;m a former resident. It does rain there, though, but only on the Brazilians and Haitians that live in assisted housing. And on those of us that don&#039;t wear our jeans skinny enough.
I think you left out a number of duh&#039;s and ummms but that&#039;s pretty much it.
It&#039;s hip to be dumb.
Could we go back to yesterday&#039;s Marablog of Rape? Today&#039;s Foursome of Fail is just too frightening, even for Friday the 13th.