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God I hate skinny jeans, esp. on men. They destroy all ass curvation and make normal people look like they have chicken legs.

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Me too. Deep, deep hatred. To the marrow.

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I am old enough to have voted against that asshole- twice

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Nixon's head, also too

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Fuck, is Vanity Fair now owned by Al Qaeda?

Because there is probably <i>no better</i> way to recruit people to want to bomb American urban centers, by telling them "Guess what! Hipsters love GWB and PBR! And they live in and arount these big hipster cities!" Jesus, that's about the best possible way to go about it. I'm about to start pricing underwear bombs on Amazon right now.

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Which t-shirt should I wear today? Che or Dubya?

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Hey, it's spelled "Somerville." I know, because I'm a former resident. It does rain there, though, but only on the Brazilians and Haitians that live in assisted housing. And on those of us that don't wear our jeans skinny enough.

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I think you left out a number of duh's and ummms but that's pretty much it.

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It's hip to be dumb.

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Could we go back to yesterday's Marablog of Rape? Today's Foursome of Fail is just too frightening, even for Friday the 13th.

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