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Fartknocker's avatar

I appreciate your perspective. Retirement scares me because its the new reality. I remember how my family worked to make the golden years "golden" for my grandparents and my Mom. These fucknuts couldn't give a tinkers damn about anyone other than themselves and corporate America. I hope they all suffer slow, long, protracted deaths.

Me, I hope I'm hit by a a 60 MPH HOV lane driving trucker with a load of lead. V=2gh.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Batman is also a plutocrat.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Someone tell the old guy that the top tax rate under JFK's policies was 77%.

102415's avatar

The double negative blonde is an FBI agent. That's how they spot one another. It's true!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But were are da scooters at?

Fartknocker's avatar

If you are ever in Austin, TX I will prepare you a simple but tasty meal called King Ranch Chicken. I will also provide you with your wine or spirit of choice and enjoy your company.

Fartknocker's avatar

Carpet bomb her with cheese curds. And go Badger on her ass.

I am traveling to UofW@Madison in two weeks to deliver a 2 day seminar at the School of Engineering. I am looking forward to meeting some fine WI folks. You folks are the best.

The Quirk's avatar

Let the little bastards vote!

The Quirk's avatar

But-- but Cal Thomas LOVED it!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

An embarrassment of riches.

fuflans's avatar

please please report on this to us.

fuflans's avatar

whenever i see sheriff of nottingham i think of alan rickman and then i smile.

102415's avatar

She is resting up for tomorrow's assault on Madison, Wisconsin. I think there is a tunnel going from the dumb ass bank that gave all that money and support for Walker straight to the state house. Also they will close off all the streets in all directions to let her pass by. Cunning must be used.

Fartknocker's avatar

Apparently every stupid photographed Twinkie fuck in NYC failed to understand that your IRS tax return is not due unitl Monday, April 18th when April 15th is on Friday. The reason is that in the D.C., April 15th celebrates Emancipation Proclamation Day, the day the slaves were freed by Lincoln. This day is apparently an official D.C. holiday. If the holiday falls on a Friday, the IRS office in DC closes and extends it to all of pension gathering employees at the regional IRS centers (which we have in Austin). So much for respecting Lincoln eliminating slavery and constitutional amendments.

So these Medicare loving ballsacks who receive Federally subsidized medical care while supporting the Ryan dreams of fucking me because I am 52 years old.

Fuck me but more importantly fuck you anus hats. I've been paying into SS and Medicare since I was 16. I so dislike the Pea Tardy Patriots: the official patriots of Depends.

Downfisters, go ahead. If I see you and your spell checked posters, I will hit you in my 1/2 ton Chevrolet and blame it on dementia.

I am about to return to my liquor cabinet for more Jack Daniels.

fuflans's avatar

bloody sling guy is clearly a trap.

dont - repeat don't - talk about this at all.