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ABG, Canada is too diverse for most of the US brands of racisms, especially Toronto and/or Montreal and we'd love to have you...

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I've been a lurker since back then, and seriously, all snark off, huge respect for fighting the good fight. It's a terrible situation to be in, and I don't have anything else to say about it.

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Well I have, but in my case I've had to fight the temptation to sound off about people with a notably paler complexion.

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...as long as you can pay rent and can shovel me into bed every now and then after a hard nights drinking; welcome aboard!!!!

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...what are the bars like up there at the North Pole?!

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...the saddest thing is deep down I kinda wish the "righties" get <strong>EVERYTHING</strong> they have been asking for. Just so that I can sit back on a tropical beach, while sipping a vodka and cranberry juice and smile at the complete cluster fukk that they have to sort out

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dude you are one of my favs here. i hope you stay.

i am staying

(mr. fuf and i routinely talk about taking advantage of my 1/2 canadian ness but we can't bring ourselves to leave his libtard family in GA)

anyway, i am staying. and i'm going to see out obamacare.

then i'm going to work on gun control. cause...

why not?

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Something something race card Obummer Sharkpton Holder.

I don't see color. I only deal in FACTS.

Yay god.

--the commenters of FoxNation

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...but, but, b-b-but "post racial America"?!?!

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Well, with all this new time he has regained he only needs to drive 2 hours West and he can spend some time on the front porch at Rick Perry's house in Niggerhead.

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...let me be serious for one whole post:

<strong>My wife and I, literally had a conversation last night about leaving the country! Not jokingly, and not in a "off the cuff" manner.</strong>(She has dual citizenship in Jamaica and I have dual citizenship in Nigeria)

At 33 years old, I have been blessed with a 11 month old son that runs my ass ragged! But I can't handle the thought of losing my son in a hail of bullets to a police officer and then having him turned into a henchman in the media. And then have a complete waste of fukking genetic material like this azzhole have college funds and go fundme pages set up in his honor! Call me a quitter if you want, but I'm out of this motherfukkers first chance.

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If you've got dual citizenship, use it. You've got serious skin in the game. I'd make the argument that things will never change if smart, enlightened, passionate people don't stick around and change them, but that doesn't stack up against the possibility of your child being killed and the killer walking away a hero.

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And each of these <i>hysterical</i> not-at-all-racist posts is accompanied by a picture of (presumably his) adorable children. How darling!

Seriously, though, with such a wonderful dad, those kids have no fucking chance to grow up and not be assholes. At least the other kiddies of Hooks County are spared his particular brand of nurturing.

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Call me crazy, but maybe we need to look at pysch screenings for School Board Members.

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