Nonsense Tech Dude, The Met Gala, Donald Sterling, Ghosts, And More In Today's Happy Links

There's more tech dude nonsense to be had, this time with the keynote speaker at the Tech Crunch Disrupt festival/conference/whatever explaining how his experience making some glorified email-type application is the greatest most bestest thing mankind has done.

Neil deGrasse Tyson tormented climate change deniers and young earth creationists on this week's "Cosmos." 

We're helping you make stuffed strawberries so you can look fancy at parties!

Jon Stewart called Fox News out on their pretend outrage poutrage over BENGHAZI!!!!!11!

We listened to this mash-up that has way too many permutations of Smash Mouth's "All Star" and we're still not sure how we're feeling.

We picked the best and worst outfits from last night's Met Gala and reminded you that Michelle Obama was there earlier in the day hobnobbing with the fancy people instead of worrying about Benghazi.

Stephen Colbert talked Donald Sterling, racism, and ghosts.

We know you can't get enough sideboob .