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fuflans's avatar

i wonder if NC paid any state money to woo BofA to set up shop?

i know those great corporate tax breaks always end up just SO great for the actual taxpayers of the state.

fuflans's avatar

i love my gay friends. i would never want them to go to NC.

fuflans's avatar

yeah my marriage didn't at all work either.

however, living in sin is going just fine for 14 years now.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not if your goat is gay. Otherwise, no prob.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"God has already told us when life begins"

Hmmm..... where is that in the Bible, I wonder? A great basis for civil legislation, in any event.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

right on, my sanctified by god and society marriage came apart so fast folks were hit by the shrapnel.

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Only if it's your pet goat.

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stream of consciousness ftw

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Kind of a mix of the two, actually. We both wanted it because if not, one of use would have wound up dead.

MissusBarry's avatar

Well, I certainly know some pissed off libruls down there. Whether there are enough of them remains to be seen.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'd have Massachusetts. And the island state of Manhattan. That's about it, unless Northern California decides to become part of Oregon.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Dont Carolina" might be a good name for a state that doesn't give a damn about stuff like civil rights and the Constitution.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That will create jobs. Well done North Carolina. Next you could make cross burning the state's official past time. All those unemployed are looking for something to do.