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fuflans's avatar

i wonder if NC paid any state money to woo BofA to set up shop?

i know those great corporate tax breaks always end up just SO great for the actual taxpayers of the state.

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fuflans's avatar

i love my gay friends. i would never want them to go to NC.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah my marriage didn't at all work either.

however, living in sin is going just fine for 14 years now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not if your goat is gay. Otherwise, no prob.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"God has already told us when life begins"

Hmmm..... where is that in the Bible, I wonder? A great basis for civil legislation, in any event.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

right on, my sanctified by god and society marriage came apart so fast folks were hit by the shrapnel.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Only if it's your pet goat.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

stream of consciousness ftw

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Kind of a mix of the two, actually. We both wanted it because if not, one of use would have wound up dead.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Well, I certainly know some pissed off libruls down there. Whether there are enough of them remains to be seen.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'd have Massachusetts. And the island state of Manhattan. That's about it, unless Northern California decides to become part of Oregon.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At least its pronounced DICK-siecrat.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A methodist to her madness.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Dont Carolina" might be a good name for a state that doesn't give a damn about stuff like civil rights and the Constitution.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That will create jobs. Well done North Carolina. Next you could make cross burning the state's official past time. All those unemployed are looking for something to do.

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