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Tying a dead chicken around a dog's neck is the only treatment for a dog that kills chickens. And that seldom works. If you have chickens the only thing to do is kill the dog. The kid was lucky the cops found him when they did.

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I blame Santeria

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If only that chicken had been armed. Or maybe the kid.

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Happily, NC is one of the states where felons can vote: <a href="http://www.ronpaulforums.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?10314...">http://www.ronpaulforums.co...

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Some nice folks from the local Endtime House of Prayer stopped by and convinced it to revirginify itself. It is no longer loose and has recently taken to wearing a chastity ring in its nose.

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Psycho foster parents exist in all 50 states. And all 50 states fail to fund their child protective services agencies adequately, or to train their inspectors well. I enjoyed the Batkid story too, but I have a friend in SF who works with foster kids and has a shitload of horror stories.

Though I don't think any of them involve a dead chicken. That does seem to be a nice Southern touch. Gotta give NC points for its attention to folk traditions.

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OT Bashir just gave the requisite apology for his Friday comments. Phil Griffin must have shit in his mouth...

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Dang...that dude has some seriously piggy eyes.

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I always get him and Owen confused

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