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The cop was white. How the hell was he supposed to know anything about black anatomy?

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Did you refer to the part of the gun that you squeeze to fire it?

That'll get ya, every time.

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Yeah, NYPD could show these jamokes what a <i>real</i> hail of bullets looks like. Anything less than 40 is bush league.

And not even a mop handle? Do these guys really call themselves cops?

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Yeah, WTF North Carolina? You think you're <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yoshihiro_Hattori\/" target="_blank">Baton Rouge</a> or something?

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Knock Knock, Any chiffarobes in there?

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Jumping Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick.

You should never have to shoot ANYTHING ten times. Do they even train these idiots?

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This is exactly why Barney Fife was not allowed to have bullets for his gun.

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Landshark still cracks me up, every time.

Candygram...

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