Just in case you good folks aren't already filled with rage and sad this morning, how about this news from Charlotte, North Carolina? Police were responding to a 911 call about a possible breaking and entering (a woman had called saying someone was repeatedly knocking on her door), and then:
Yeah, WTF North Carolina? You think you&#039;re <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yoshihiro_Hattori\/" target="_blank">Baton Rouge</a> or something?
The cop was white. How the hell was he supposed to know anything about black anatomy?
Did you refer to the part of the gun that you squeeze to fire it?
That&#039;ll get ya, every time.
Yeah, NYPD could show these jamokes what a <i>real</i> hail of bullets looks like. Anything less than 40 is bush league.
And not even a mop handle? Do these guys really call themselves cops?
Yeah, WTF North Carolina? You think you&#039;re <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yoshihiro_Hattori\/" target="_blank">Baton Rouge</a> or something?
Knock Knock, Any chiffarobes in there?
Jumping Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick.
You should never have to shoot ANYTHING ten times. Do they even train these idiots?
This is exactly why Barney Fife was not allowed to have bullets for his gun.
Landshark still cracks me up, every time.
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