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Everytime one of these Religious free-dumb bills passes, you're implicitly supporting Sharia law in Muslim owned business.

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Also too, every time a religious freedom bill passes, a shitty angel gets its turd wings.

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North Cackalacky takes another giant legislative dump. Well, we'll no doubt be the incubator for Ted Cruz' upcoming Jesus Bureau of Muslim Gay Curtain-Peeping and Potty Police.

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I'm sure many of the responsible legislators have trees in their yards you can utilize.

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Straw on the floor.

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He peed on your fucking rug, Dude.It really tied the room together, did it not?

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This is how you be a good "fiscal conservative" , ain't it wonderful?

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He's dreamy!

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heh heh, "what did the leper say to the bathroom attendant?"...

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Fuckin' a.

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This was my immediate thought.

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Still my favorite case. When I took my first Constitutional Law class it was the first thing my professor mentioned. He passed around copies of the ad so we were all clear on what it said.

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Part of me is laughing and part of me is crying.

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An observation here from a life-long Southerner: every one of the Dixie states is still into "state's rights is good, big federal government telling you what to do is bad." Yet when an even smaller government, like a city, tries to assert a right, that's bad and the big state gets to tell you what to do. In Georgia, Tybee Island tried to do away with plastic grocery bags, which litter the beach, and the state was outraged and wouldn't let them. Now Charlotte gets stomped on by the state of North Carolina for exercising local control. It doesn't make sense. The smaller the government, the better? Make up your damn minds.

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