Finally, here's a story about an idiot with a gun that we can laugh at without feeling like terrible people! Last Tuesday evening, Some Unknown Guy went to the Winkler Street GNC in Wilkesboro, North Carolina, like we all do when we need to buy some foul-tasting dehydrated fat to make us fatter, or just to shoot the breeze with the people who work at GNC, who are our dear friends.
Typical tea bugger the 2nd is all that matters and he proved it by shooting an instrument of the first damn the press and their dangerous printers
Hah. I did the same thing, but with an Altair.
Jeezus. Calma. Suddenly I feel old.
(Note: I am old. I don't always feel that way).
The problem is, you cannot shoot the fucking driver.
Way to bring me down, man.
It means the clerk knows the guy.
Lululemonparty.
That was .... perfect.
Me, I started out on a Wang.
In solidarity with my fellow patriot i just grabbed my .22 rifle and fired several rounds into an old dot matrix I had in the garage. FREEDOM!!!!
Honestly, has anybody NOT wanted to shoot a printer? I've occasionally threatened mine w/ a hot poker.
The black cartridge is bigger, and more threatening.
"Fuck you and the computer you rode in on!"
How many dot matrix printers did you take down?
Shooting into your printer is a crime? What about shooting into your socks? Asking for a friend.
To be fair, WHO AMONG US have not wanted to plug a few rounds into a printer from time to time?