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Capt.Jim's avatar

Typical tea bugger the 2nd is all that matters and he proved it by shooting an instrument of the first damn the press and their dangerous printers

bobbert's avatar

Hah. I did the same thing, but with an Altair.

bobbert's avatar

Jeezus. Calma. Suddenly I feel old.

(Note: I am old. I don't always feel that way).

bobbert's avatar

The problem is, you cannot shoot the fucking driver.

bobbert's avatar

Way to bring me down, man.

bobbert's avatar

It means the clerk knows the guy.

bobbert's avatar

That was .... perfect.

Bezoar's avatar

Me, I started out on a Wang.

chascates's avatar

In solidarity with my fellow patriot i just grabbed my .22 rifle and fired several rounds into an old dot matrix I had in the garage. FREEDOM!!!!

The Quirk's avatar

Honestly, has anybody NOT wanted to shoot a printer? I've occasionally threatened mine w/ a hot poker.

PubOption's avatar

The black cartridge is bigger, and more threatening.

PsycWench's avatar

"Fuck you and the computer you rode in on!"

PsycWench's avatar

How many dot matrix printers did you take down?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shooting into your printer is a crime? What about shooting into your socks? Asking for a friend.

WA Bishop's avatar

To be fair, WHO AMONG US have not wanted to plug a few rounds into a printer from time to time?