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Capt.Jim's avatar

Typical tea bugger the 2nd is all that matters and he proved it by shooting an instrument of the first damn the press and their dangerous printers

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bobbert's avatar

Hah. I did the same thing, but with an Altair.

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bobbert's avatar

Jeezus. Calma. Suddenly I feel old.

(Note: I am old. I don't always feel that way).

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bobbert's avatar

The problem is, you cannot shoot the fucking driver.

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bobbert's avatar

Way to bring me down, man.

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bobbert's avatar

It means the clerk knows the guy.

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bobbert's avatar

Lululemonparty.

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bobbert's avatar

That was .... perfect.

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Bezoar's avatar

Me, I started out on a Wang.

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chascates's avatar

In solidarity with my fellow patriot i just grabbed my .22 rifle and fired several rounds into an old dot matrix I had in the garage. FREEDOM!!!!

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The Quirk's avatar

Honestly, has anybody NOT wanted to shoot a printer? I've occasionally threatened mine w/ a hot poker.

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PubOption's avatar

The black cartridge is bigger, and more threatening.

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PsycWench's avatar

"Fuck you and the computer you rode in on!"

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PsycWench's avatar

How many dot matrix printers did you take down?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shooting into your printer is a crime? What about shooting into your socks? Asking for a friend.

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WA Bishop's avatar

To be fair, WHO AMONG US have not wanted to plug a few rounds into a printer from time to time?

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