North Carolina's Lincoln County doesn't have any Jewish, Muslim or Hindu houses of worship, but that does not mean the godless liberal Ay-rabs, with their San Francisco Sharia Law values, aren't currently attacking the poor Christians who populate the rural county. This is why Carrol Mitchem, chairman of the Lincoln County Board of Commissioners, has chosen a particularly stupid passion in life, which is making sure all county meetings start with prayers to Jesus, only Jesus, and definitely none of them Funny Gods from Foreigner-ville:
They seem to have a variety of flavors. Lots of Baptists. No Quakers. Some Methodists, Catholics, AME Zion, Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, several with "Full Gospel" in the name.
There's a town, or possibly a suburb of Lincolnton, called Boger City. I ... don't think I'd stop at a diner there on my way somewhere else.
We should have a nasty No'th Ca'lina vile little snark mob meetup somewhere. Seem to be a fair number of us (come to my house: we can have a bonfire, and then you can pass out in the grass and feed the ticks).
They do, but if you get one alone and get them to open up, they'll eventually tell you that THEIR sect is the Real True Christianity and everyone else is apostates and/or evil, or at the very least criminally deluded.
James Lipton: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?”Seth MacFarlane: I’m really sorry about all my followers.
They seem to have a variety of flavors. Lots of Baptists. No Quakers. Some Methodists, Catholics, AME Zion, Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, several with "Full Gospel" in the name.
There's a town, or possibly a suburb of Lincolnton, called Boger City. I ... don't think I'd stop at a diner there on my way somewhere else.
We should have a nasty No'th Ca'lina vile little snark mob meetup somewhere. Seem to be a fair number of us (come to my house: we can have a bonfire, and then you can pass out in the grass and feed the ticks).
They do, but if you get one alone and get them to open up, they'll eventually tell you that THEIR sect is the Real True Christianity and everyone else is apostates and/or evil, or at the very least criminally deluded.
*hands you a napkin*
Lincoln County: a place where white, middle aged, male Christians are protected from the Creeping Sharia.
Say what you want, but people who live in tents are either Arabs or tree-huggers, making them not-American.
I hear the teevee bacon lawyer on those pizza ads.
Ramen.
Your beeing meen.
"They start out with an “Allahu akbar,” then they blow themselves up.
There, I fixed it for you.
Tie. Inbreeding will tell.
Been there. Left as soon as I was 19.
I don't want to look that closely. My eyes are already burning from the brief exposure as I scrolled by.
James Lipton: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?”Seth MacFarlane: I’m really sorry about all my followers.
Best answer, ever. ;)
In America today, you have the right to worship the image of the imaginary White, Blonde Jesus of your choice...
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I'm worse than Hitler, 'cause he's dead.