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Amy!'s avatar

They seem to have a variety of flavors. Lots of Baptists. No Quakers. Some Methodists, Catholics, AME Zion, Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, several with "Full Gospel" in the name.

There's a town, or possibly a suburb of Lincolnton, called Boger City. I ... don't think I'd stop at a diner there on my way somewhere else.

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We should have a nasty No'th Ca'lina vile little snark mob meetup somewhere. Seem to be a fair number of us (come to my house: we can have a bonfire, and then you can pass out in the grass and feed the ticks).

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They do, but if you get one alone and get them to open up, they'll eventually tell you that THEIR sect is the Real True Christianity and everyone else is apostates and/or evil, or at the very least criminally deluded.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

*hands you a napkin*

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Lincoln County: a place where white, middle aged, male Christians are protected from the Creeping Sharia.

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hipsteriac's avatar

Say what you want, but people who live in tents are either Arabs or tree-huggers, making them not-American.

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riledupone's avatar

I hear the teevee bacon lawyer on those pizza ads.

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riledupone's avatar

Ramen.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Your beeing meen.

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Wastrel Way's avatar

"They start out with an β€œAllahu akbar,” then they blow themselves up.

There, I fixed it for you.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Tie. Inbreeding will tell.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Been there. Left as soon as I was 19.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I don't want to look that closely. My eyes are already burning from the brief exposure as I scrolled by.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

James Lipton: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?”Seth MacFarlane: I’m really sorry about all my followers.

Best answer, ever. ;)

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DahBoner's avatar

In America today, you have the right to worship the image of the imaginary White, Blonde Jesus of your choice...

http://wp.production.patheo...

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default's avatar

I'm worse than Hitler, 'cause he's dead.

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