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They also banned the use of the term "sea level rise", as I recall.

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Wi Tu Lo.

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Just <i>how</i> many fucking motorcycle laws does any one state need?

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Next up: Renaming the state to Reagania.

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As an NC resident myself I feel like this headline is SLIGHTLY unfair...surely the NC legislature despises Dogs in addition to Poors, and wouldn't be involved in feeding them in any way.

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Our Glorious Legislature also declared that actual science concerning the coastline is illegal, so I'm unclear on how we can take money for hurricane relief; is the hurricane magic, in this worldview?

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All right all you poor people. Are you ready to be trickled down upon? Hear it comes. Any minute now. I think I see something…

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And I will gurantee you that when the next Hurricane strikes the NC coast, everyone of these shit stains legislators will be screaming for FEMA and the Corp of Engineers to rebuild the houses & beaches in Turdwater Bay, NC while FEMA sends USAR teams to perform search and rescue operations because their emergency services are so "overwhelmed" (i.e., under funded).

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It's not like North Carolina will have its hand out when the next hurricane hits. Your northern tax dollars at work.

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