So sometimes, when you can't sleep, you watch Lockup on MSNBC at 3 a.m., and you think, "Wow, those guards deal with so much, it's so good that they are so upstanding and not like the evil ones in movies and such." But sometimes... they are . Not on television, of course, but, surprisingly, down in North Carolina, where everything is usually so peaceful and just. A prison warden has been suspended while the state investigates accusations that guards forced inmates to, among other things, rub hot sauce on their private parts, just for giggles. Because hey, What good is being entrusted with the livelihoods of a few hundred caged convicts if you aren't allowed to season their bumholes with burny liquids?
There&#039;s really nothing like intense-but-probably-not-permanently-damaging pain occurring to <i>someone else&#039;s</i> genitals to bring out our puckish side.
I&#039;m gonna go way out on a limb here, and speculate that the warden votes Republican.
What&#039;s really sad is that every GOPper in America knows I&#039;m right, yet few of them think that this fact - <i>the fact that they know it</i> - indicates a problem.
They put that shit on everything!
I always preferred Retief.
BANAL!
There&#039;s really nothing like intense-but-probably-not-permanently-damaging pain occurring to <i>someone else&#039;s</i> genitals to bring out our puckish side.
Actually, that doesn&#039;t seem clear from the article.
Gah. One of my kids likes that stuff. Gah.
Torture in the pursuit of American Exceptionalism is not a crime.
But frogs have teeth.
Five points for a bunny.
I kinda liked <i>Galactic Odyssey</i>, but really, Laumer was awfully good at the snark.
BTW, I looked at his wiki page, and never knew the guy looked a little like Nic Cage
<i>Hot sauce has been deleted from the rectum by the user.</i>
Speaking of Lynndie England, what happened to that delayed, malformed little troll anyway?
I think &#039;penal&#039; and &#039;penile&#039; are pronounced the same in NYC, not sure about Louisiana.
I&#039;m gonna go way out on a limb here, and speculate that the warden votes Republican.
What&#039;s really sad is that every GOPper in America knows I&#039;m right, yet few of them think that this fact - <i>the fact that they know it</i> - indicates a problem.
Oh, go and change your armor...
Give me a hint...at what price point?