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Vienna Woods's avatar

They put that shit on everything!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I always preferred Retief.

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bobbert's avatar

BANAL!

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bobbert's avatar

There's really nothing like intense-but-probably-not-permanently-damaging pain occurring to <i>someone else's</i> genitals to bring out our puckish side.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, that doesn't seem clear from the article.

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bobbert's avatar

Gah. One of my kids likes that stuff. Gah.

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bobbert's avatar

Torture in the pursuit of American Exceptionalism is not a crime.

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bobbert's avatar

But frogs have teeth.

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bobbert's avatar

Five points for a bunny.

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bobbert's avatar

I kinda liked <i>Galactic Odyssey</i>, but really, Laumer was awfully good at the snark.

BTW, I looked at his wiki page, and never knew the guy looked a little like Nic Cage

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Hot sauce has been deleted from the rectum by the user.</i>

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Speaking of Lynndie England, what happened to that delayed, malformed little troll anyway?

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PubOption's avatar

I think 'penal' and 'penile' are pronounced the same in NYC, not sure about Louisiana.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm gonna go way out on a limb here, and speculate that the warden votes Republican.

What's really sad is that every GOPper in America knows I'm right, yet few of them think that this fact - <i>the fact that they know it</i> - indicates a problem.

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jqheywood's avatar

Oh, go and change your armor...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Give me a hint...at what price point?

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