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Ikimizi's avatar

"And I don't remember killing three hookers, either."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...my domestic attorney..."</i>

I have domestic beer. Usually before noon.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Correct. Medicaid is a tax-sucking scam when used by poors and minorities, but completely legit when claimed by wealthy white people.

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Lot_49's avatar

Fayetteville is a very special place deep in the woods of rural North Carolina, where the 82nd Airborne Division and the XVIII Airborne Corps and the John F Kennedy Special Warfare Center and School are all contained on Fort Bragg. It's hard to describe the psychological milieu except with this expression:

The Spirit of the Bayonet is to Kill.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Aww, poor baby. Why the Longbottom?

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PsycWench's avatar

Former VA governor Bob McDonnell thought he was signing up for Medicaid and it happened to be administered through Jonnie Williams.

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PsycWench's avatar

The rest of North Carolina refers to it as Fayettenam.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"i don't recall" does not mean "I totally did not expect to be caught doing that," Mr. Meredith. But blaming the ex is always a good fall-back position, especially since it's in line with Republicans' outreach to women plan.

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Lot_49's avatar

All of us Veetnahm vets are long since out of the military and moving into nursing homes shortly.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Could have been a fraudburger, a grift hoagie, or a cheat sandwich.

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