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"The right and expectation of privacy in one of the most private areas of our personal lives is now in jeopardy. "Ironic much?

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I liked how he obliged him with the courtesy flush.

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here be dragons

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like my ex's homophobic argument against gay marriage being that the human race would cease to exist if it were legal. I never realized my ex was just one law away from unfettered

buttsechs. (I don't argue with him anymore-it's just our ultra-liberal offspring trying to talk sense into him.)

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Moranis looks kind of smolderingly hot. Who knew?

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"And after all we're only ordinary men."

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It's snark. The throat cramming is the give away.

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I just don't want mushrooms in my restrooms. That's a level of poor cleanliness we should all fear.

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I thought when Cruz was arguing, not with Trump, or even Hillz or Barry, but with Caitlyn Jenner, and losing the argument, it was over for him.

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Listen, I've been in the trenches at Gawker and on election articles watching trolls. I've seen things. Things you wouldn't believe. Attack trolls berning off the shoulders of Reddit. I've watched NeverTrumps glitter in the dark of the Red State. All these comments will be lost like white tears in the rain.

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LOL! Thank you!

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Never go into the restroom on mushrooms I get ya....

wait, what?

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Okay, forgiven than. I'll try to be more careful from now on.

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They're just trying to find a new scapegoat to slap around, since they can't really do anything about gays getting married anymore.

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Things are advancing with all deliberate speed. They will respond Monday.Transgender law: North Carolina will meet federal deadlinehttp://www.cnn.com/2016/05/...

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"GTFO and let us fuck over who we want"

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