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Lefty Mark's avatar

It has done more <strike>damage to</strike> strengthening of America than all of those things plus Gray Thursday and Cyber Monday.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The Belgians, the Dutch and the French had plowshares.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I still remember the epic swordfights that were conducted in the shower house at Boy Scout camp, so many, many years ago now...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's "than" you stupid, drooling hick. I really loose my patience with people who make these common grammatical mistakes...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Nerd alert- exhaust PORT. And the second one was destroyed from inside.

Sorry. My mis-spent girlhood just had to assert itself.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The second Amendment?

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SullivanSt's avatar

The terrorists who murdered Daniel Pearl had edged weapons... but somehow I doubt that's what Rucho was shooting for (see what I did there? Aren't I so clever? Doesn't that completely remove from the realm criticism my bringing up a particularly brutal slaying?)

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SullivanSt's avatar

Damn Obama and his time machine!

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"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

-- Bob Rucho

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SullivanSt's avatar

And all terrorists muslin, uvcawse, exceptin the ones that are holocausting abortionist wimminz. Two, there are two kinds of turrsts in the world, muslins, abortioning wimminz and liberals.... I'll come in again.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Domino theory libelz!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Could this explain why some wingnuts think ALL CAPS or random Capitalization implies a Degree of Thoughtfulness?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Bad tattoos are becoming the true scourge of the nation.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You'd think he might be concerned about the mass killing of honest-to-goodness Caucasians...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh stewardess, I speak derp!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

These people put the "right" in frightening.

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