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Ass whistle....

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The entire sequence for the second one: "Rape, murder, arson, and rape." "You said rape twice." "I like rape."

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I was going for asphyxiation. Hard to get good penetration with a condom, if you'll excuse the pun.

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That would be <i>Mrs.</i> War On Women to you!

--The Republicanth

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Oh look, a smart Republican!

Not smart in the traditional sense, but more because he's one of the few that finally figured out that these magical devices that can actually record the history of what you say and do are REAL, so naturally, he's trying to etch-a-sketch his way out of the terrible Akin trap.

Apparently all of his constituents don't believe in these devices at all, so they have no idea of his prior record.

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They are parasites sucking the life out of you and storing it in batteries, which they use when they are 2 and never stop. By the time they are teens the batteries have run down and they are slumped on the couch watching a show about Canada's most dangerous road. I am in no way describing the actions of my eldest son at this moment. ps. When he was inside of me, my pet name for him was "the parasite". It still fits.

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No, really, we don't want it.

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Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year? Josh: They did. Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex. Toby: If they can't be havin' it.

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the republican party: wooing and winning the lady vote since 1328.

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Proving once again there's a "Blazing Saddles" quote for every occasion in the age of Obama.

(You know which quotes I mean....the ones about rape.)

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- That Rick Berg, he's kinda funny lookin'. - Uhhuh. In what way? - Oh, just in a general kinda way.

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Perfect! I can build an abortionplex in Sturgis, SD. I'll give ND women safe reproductive services while they hang out and get drunk during a motorcycle rally.

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Is it bad that the first thing that combination conjured in my mind was a murder scene?

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Shouldn't the penalty for homicide be death? I mean, really: life imprisonment?

What kinda wussy Christian is this Berg dude?

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It's easy for Republicans to dismiss the question of whether it's possible to get pregnant from rape when they are willing to prosecute rape victims for terminating their rapist's fetus. It is, after all, "just another method of conception"

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No, he's a man, duh!

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