Over the weekend, North Korea pwned the capitalists by launching its dumb rocket over Japan and around the sea. After about 2,000 miles it crashed in the water, the end. American officials determined that it was one of Kim Jong Il's famous Taepodong-2 missiles, which are not quite at "Full ICBM" quality, but still pretty baller. Eventually one of these things will be able to bomb Sarah Palin's house in Alaska. AND YET the North Koreans are still pretending that this rocket was only launched to drop off its satellite payload in space, and they're insisting that it was successful, despite the fact that it FELL IN THE WATER.
North Korean Media Is Hilarious
North Korean Media Is Hilarious
North Korean Media Is Hilarious
Over the weekend, North Korea pwned the capitalists by launching its dumb rocket over Japan and around the sea. After about 2,000 miles it crashed in the water, the end. American officials determined that it was one of Kim Jong Il's famous Taepodong-2 missiles, which are not quite at "Full ICBM" quality, but still pretty baller. Eventually one of these things will be able to bomb Sarah Palin's house in Alaska. AND YET the North Koreans are still pretending that this rocket was only launched to drop off its satellite payload in space, and they're insisting that it was successful, despite the fact that it FELL IN THE WATER.