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Hesavebread!'s avatar

I thought Death Star.

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Just assume it is all about big packages and coming once a year.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

A beer costs like $12 in a bar though, so there’s that…

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

I could live with that.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Who grasp and grasp and grasp for it!

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3FingerPete's avatar

Maybe I'm getting old but I remember Scandinavian films being more culturally accessible years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

Was your uncle Jack Albertson who sent the Santa Claus letters over to the Courthouse to bolster Kris Kringle's case?

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WagMoreBarkLess's avatar

Smiling at the thought of bigoted heads exploding if they see this ...

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

We would like to inform you that the Board of Governors members who should have sacked DeJoy, have been sacked.

DeJoy bit my sister. No really

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Loving the elf slippers in the second film. The first one was sweet and romantic, but I was raised to believe that Santa married Mrs. Claus, and she wasn't his beard because he already had one. So maybe Santa is bi and in an open marriage? Maybe Mrs. Claus and that hot elf Inga Binga are the true magic of Christmas?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I hope there are English subtitled versions somewhere. I'm also a little nonplussed that five hours after five eastern, there are only 329 non-comments here.I'm guessing that in Norway, St. Nicolas visits on the sixth of next month, so it's almost here...

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Next year, the Peace Prize in Nuclear Physics is going to TFG.

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Fnord 73's avatar

On the other hand we have payments to match.

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Jen Burwell's avatar

When I was in Middle School, my parents took a foreign exchange student from Norway. I feel bad to this day because she was in highschool and I think most of the other host families also had home kids in highschool, but she ended up having a lot of fun despite her dorky middle school kid at home (me). I am kinda upset to this day because I know her name was Hilde Skelle (sp) or something close to that from Oslo, but my parents died when I was younger so I don't have their contact info.

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Mary Garcia's avatar

This is from NORWAY. Give them a break.

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Mary Garcia's avatar

Apparently Norwegians speak crazy gibberish, and I think it was made for them.

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