We need to get that uppity negro out of the White House because he only signs the back of checks instead of the front of them, but we are not racist! (says the National Review Online Staff). And also! The people who point out that we're racist -- THOSE are the real racists, OF COURSE. This is all laid out for us in a horrible/hysterical 689-item list of reasons to not vote for Obama. So if you're racist or sexist or hate Poors or really have a problem with education, then there is something in this list for you! Herewith, some of the highlights - and lowlights -- of National Review's 689 reasons to not re-elect Barack Obama.
Yeah, that might've stretched physics a little.
But it does bring to mind one of my <a href="http:\/\/www.private-eye.co.uk\/covers.php\?showme=781" target="_blank">favorite <em>Private Eye</em> covers</a> ever.
Also, too, in any organization of reasonable size (including the gummint), it&#039;s NOT the CEO who signs the fucking checks. As these assholes might know if they&#039;d ever had a fucking job.
that's what happens when you mix crystal meth and a typewriter.
Good Lord, these clowns sure do sulk a lot...
Yeah, that might&#039;ve stretched physics a little.
But it does bring to mind one of my <a href="http:\/\/www.private-eye.co.uk\/covers.php\?showme=781" target="_blank">favorite <em>Private Eye</em> covers</a> ever.
STOP JUDGING ME!!
Very best thoughts, and hopes that the trial bullet works. What a strong woman.
Ditto that.
To be fair, not the best setting for rhubarb either.
I have an idea involving Cheetos and the staff of NRO.
Also, too, in any organization of reasonable size (including the gummint), it&#039;s NOT the CEO who signs the fucking checks. As these assholes might know if they&#039;d ever had a fucking job.
The <i>NRO Condensed List</i>, FTW.
There&#039;s such a thing as a sex act that involves Jonah and K-Lo?
*Barfs prodigiously*
The Vagabond Ginger is getting loose in the socket?
This raises an exotic mathematical/physical question.
Estimate of Chris Christie in stone?
Actually, that sounds like snark to me.
I do. He just had a good vocabulary.
BANG! (And by that, I mean the sound of a softball striking the catcher&#039;s mitt).