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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, Edith. I loved where he said, "I know your history -- our shared history." These pootriot "real merkins" probably never learned that without France, we more than likely would not have won our independence from Britain.

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Dictator Tot is not a high schooler, he's a terrible two.

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Jack, I'M more Christian than they are, and I'm a Jewish atheist.

Regret's avatar

HEY TODD STARNES! WHO YOU CALLING A VEGETARIAN!THE REASON I DONT PUT ICE IN MY SOFTDRINK IS BECAUSE IT LEAVES MORE ROOM FOR MEAT! FROZEN STEAK COOLS MY SOFTDRINK JUST FINE!

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Try again, your reading comprehension failed you.

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I think the idea that you are allowed to have solar panels on all sides of the planet completely baffles them.

Someone should introduce them to the idea of a Dyson sphere just to see what happens.

William's avatar

...and why don't they just move out of the hurricane belt? I mean how hard can it be? Their homes are on wheels fer-fucks-sake!

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They've had the SMRT knocked cleeeean out: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Thomas Dylan's avatar

If Lloyd Blankfein is in favor of the accord then I'm against it. "Lloyd don't you have better things to do like stealing"

Cat Cafe's avatar

Yes, I agree completely. Except for the "savant" part.

AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

this would require acceptance that the world is not flat, which is clearly an elitist conspiracy and a bad deal.

AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

you do know that indulging in that attitude will ensure the Democrats never win an election again? Attack the party, destroy their arguments, but woo the voters, that's how you win in politics, isn't it? Telling people who didn't vote the way you wanted that they are stupid seems to me the height of political stupidity, and a significant part of the reason Trump won. same thing when atheists join in with fundamentalists in insisting that scripture can only be read literally, It's doing the work of the right for them.

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I wish John Kerry would stop being so diplomatic and tell us what he really thinks about Trump pulling out...https://twitter.com/camanpo...