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bobbert's avatar

You can tell?

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bobbert's avatar

Well, it's certainly true that puking into a bucket at her desk would disqualify her from being a "shy girl".

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The Quirk's avatar

Worse, it was wicker.

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The Quirk's avatar

Some men ARE vaginas. What are we gonna do about THEM, huh?

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PubOption's avatar

Clearly not this supervisor!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's why I support Afternoon Saving Time: Every morning move the clocks back to 8:00 after you get to work. In the afternoon move the clocks ahead an hour or two or whatever to make it 5:00.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Aeron chair, for a call center employee. You're hilarious.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

It wouldn't be fair to the employees directly adjacent to her if the smell didn't waft throughout the room.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Company property DOES NOT leave the premises.

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fuflans's avatar

you forgot the part about the mythical war on women.

other than that, best summary of republican ideas i've yet read.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously her employer prefers women get abortions rather than cope with the burden of pregnancy in the workplace.

Your move right to lifers...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Ironically, she works at the Abortionplex™.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What does the union have to say about this? Oh, right, union thugs and all that crap.

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Mr Creosote would be impressed. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH_12QWWg8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

National Processing has a spiffy web-site and they are an equal opportunity employer dedicated to building a diversified workforce! Who knew?

<a href="http://www.national-process..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.national-processing.com/">http://www.national-process...

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