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bobbert's avatar

Well, it's certainly true that puking into a bucket at her desk would disqualify her from being a "shy girl".

The Quirk's avatar

Worse, it was wicker.

The Quirk's avatar

Some men ARE vaginas. What are we gonna do about THEM, huh?

PubOption's avatar

Clearly not this supervisor!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's why I support Afternoon Saving Time: Every morning move the clocks back to 8:00 after you get to work. In the afternoon move the clocks ahead an hour or two or whatever to make it 5:00.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Aeron chair, for a call center employee. You're hilarious.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It wouldn't be fair to the employees directly adjacent to her if the smell didn't waft throughout the room.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Company property DOES NOT leave the premises.

fuflans's avatar

you forgot the part about the mythical war on women.

other than that, best summary of republican ideas i've yet read.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously her employer prefers women get abortions rather than cope with the burden of pregnancy in the workplace.

Your move right to lifers...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Ironically, she works at the Abortionplex™.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What does the union have to say about this? Oh, right, union thugs and all that crap.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mr Creosote would be impressed. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

National Processing has a spiffy web-site and they are an equal opportunity employer dedicated to building a diversified workforce! Who knew?

<a href="http://www.national-process..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.national-processing.com/">http://www.national-process...