New! FINALLY Improved! The Wonkette Bazaar!

Hunt down your 2024 gear, bring it back to your cave.

It’s been 80 years … but I finally FINALLY finally FINALLY got a T-shirt solution I’m willing to sell at you. (The quality for a while was “image falling off the T-shirt in shreds” which is not a thing I am willing to do.)

So men’s and women’s T-shirts and women’s tanks are BACK!

We’re starting with a small smattering of designs. Just pick men’s or women’s depending if you like them tented or shapely (men’s are crewneck, women’s are V-neck), choose your size Small to 4X, pick black or white, and the image of your choice. Want one of our other beauteous images? We can do that at you too, just drop me a line at rebecca at wonkette dot com, and I will make it happen by which I mean my assistant Felicia will make it happen.

Don’t forget your stickers, coffee cups, and temporary tattoos! And shit, we are mommyblog recipe hub. Better get an apron too. We have shot glasses and key chains and games and hats and stuff! We have baby onesies! We have gift wrap! Not the kind you buy, the kind I wrap your shit in, in an artistic and sometimes strange manner!

And that’s all! We don’t have anything else!

Now get your 2024 gear, we love you.

[Wonkette Bazaar]