Not New! Unimproved! The Wonkette Bazaar!
Hunt down your 2024 gear, bring it back to your cave.
We have aprons! We have longsleeve shirts but not T-shirts (except the already-printed remaindered ones) because I still haven’t been able to find a good enough quality iron-on that doesn’t shred and peel off after one washing, and I would never sell you crappy bad things! We have key chains and games and hats and stuff! We have baby onesies! We have cups and shot glasses and temporary tattoos! We have gift wrap! Not the kind you buy, the kind I wrap your shit in, in an artistic and sometimes strange manner!
And that’s all! We don’t have anything else!
Now get your 2024 gear, we love you.