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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Wait, did you mean that or is that a typo? Either way, you are correct, sir!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It was a Tuesday in July, if I remember correctly. But since then, it's been pretty much nonstop arrests.

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The Quirk's avatar

To paraphrase a local woman on Travon: Obviously SHE is the real bully.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I hope she's got a big slab of sidewalk waiting for him, if/when he gets back.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

All he needs is the slo-mo freeway ride in a white (natch) SUV.

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Shypixel's avatar

Cute how you assume that I use my fingers...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered Looked to me as though she had been blendered But was this abject misery? No! No! Florida Hardcore Ecstasy!

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malsperanza's avatar

This is clearly proof that the police, as agents of the Obamatarian State, are targeting poor Mr Zimmerman just because he is famous and stood up for his rights.

Said every wingnut ever.

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Ikimizi's avatar

In certain Florida bars, "I got away with shooting a black kid" is a great pickup line.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is she a real girlfriend or one those inflatable kind I’ve heard about?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey, it's a free country, she can date whoever she wants

it's not like someone put a gun to her head

WAIT!

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Shypixel's avatar

How sad is it that ol' Georgie will probably do more time for slapping a white woman than for killing a black child.

ALL OF THE SAD!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey wingnuts- Helluva poster child you picked...

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Shypixel's avatar

I think at this point, you should just send bitcoins to the NRA.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the wheels of justice turn a lot faster when there's a white woman involved

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