The Orlando Sentinel has confirmed that George Zimmerman, the white-Hispanic knight who saved Florida from hordes of ravaging teenage boys going to the market, has been arrested. Details of the arrest were not available, but here is some serious What the Fuck:
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered Looked to me as though she had been blendered But was this abject misery? No! No! Florida Hardcore Ecstasy!
This is clearly proof that the police, as agents of the Obamatarian State, are targeting poor Mr Zimmerman just because he is famous and stood up for his rights.
Wait, did you mean that or is that a typo? Either way, you are correct, sir!
It was a Tuesday in July, if I remember correctly. But since then, it's been pretty much nonstop arrests.
To paraphrase a local woman on Travon: Obviously SHE is the real bully.
I hope she's got a big slab of sidewalk waiting for him, if/when he gets back.
All he needs is the slo-mo freeway ride in a white (natch) SUV.
He doesn't work at Wal-Mart, so probably yes.
Cute how you assume that I use my fingers...
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered Looked to me as though she had been blendered But was this abject misery? No! No! Florida Hardcore Ecstasy!
This is clearly proof that the police, as agents of the Obamatarian State, are targeting poor Mr Zimmerman just because he is famous and stood up for his rights.
Said every wingnut ever.
In certain Florida bars, "I got away with shooting a black kid" is a great pickup line.
Is she a real girlfriend or one those inflatable kind I’ve heard about?
Hey, it's a free country, she can date whoever she wants
it's not like someone put a gun to her head
WAIT!
How sad is it that ol' Georgie will probably do more time for slapping a white woman than for killing a black child.
ALL OF THE SAD!
Hey wingnuts- Helluva poster child you picked...
I think at this point, you should just send bitcoins to the NRA.
the wheels of justice turn a lot faster when there's a white woman involved