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We would run out of shoes pretty quickly.

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Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an imbecile rather than to open it and remove all doubt?

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Then they forget it, and carry on, right? It's a unique wingnut talent, and Republicans could not get elected without it.

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"Four score and seven years ago, you should have quit running your pissflaps, you fucking racist idiot"

-- Abraham Lincoln

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"And now, THE COMFY WINGNUT MEDIA CHAIR!!"

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Oh, tell me again how "I'm the real racist," but this time, say it while you balance this loaf of bread, and then a fish on top of your head. Then we can talk business!

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Could be he meant to say "Saudi people".

His point still stands, though, since there's no longer any such thing as legal immigration.

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Well, Harry, at least I got the reference.

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Why not take in a show?

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I'd blame the Liberal media, if there was one.

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Sounds like he's got first-hand knowledge of how those illegal Messican immigrants work hard (and picnic.) I'd like to know what he paid them. Also, how can they be here "against the Constitution"? What part of the Consitution guarantees the right not to see brown people? They're here against laws of that government that you don't recognize, Clive. (The one whose flag you were prancing around with for the cameras.)

Another RWNJ, proving that cognitive dissonance requires cognitive function.

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"Don’t tell me they don’t work, and don’t tell me they don’t pay taxes. And don’t tell me they don’t have better family structure than most of us white people."

Oh, Twitchy's gonna cut him for that one.

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Can we get Canada to take Wyoming? It comes with Cheneys, so they may not accept unless we take Bieber and Ted Cruz. Oh, wait . . .

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You win all the upfists!

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Let's not forget why insHannity was so bent out of shape: because "people for the right reasons who saw this case as government overreach, now are like branded because of the ignorant, racist, repugnant, despicable comments of Cliven Bundy.”

He hates it when the conservative nutters he fawns over turn out to be racist morons. And he can't understand why<i> it keeps on happening!</i>

He's also doubling down on the whole "Dude, pay your fucking grazing fees" is "gubbmint over-reach" argument. Does Jon Stewart pay this idiot under the table, just to guarantee comedy gold?

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I kinda remember that when Caribou Barbie was introduced to the country as Walnuts' new bestie, all the Conservatards were all like, "Oh, I just love her! She shares all my values!" And then it turned out that she was a lying, grifting, racist, quitting, ignorant, angry redneck, and they STILL loved her. So how is it that we are surprised that they are blaming the media for Bundy? He sounds like the perfect Conservatard candidate, especially since he doesn't believe in the government.

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