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Rapier and Main Gauche it is then.

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Yeah, choose a hand weapon with this guy (LePage doesn't realize that, when you challenge someone to a duel, the challenged gets to choose the weapon. OK, Governor, the weapon is broadsword! Pick yours...). Just make him run thirty seconds, and he'll have a heart attack.

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"Defective person?!?!?" Typical Hollywood elitiests. This movie is offensive to brave American Second-Amendicans.

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More like fashion don'ts.

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Dear Gov. LePetomane LePage.

16 gauge, hair trigger coach guns at 10 paces. Still on?

Or if that is too extreme for you. then epee, You do know how to fence, don't you?

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Thanks for the much needed LOL!

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Purity pony....lol....I'm totally stealing that.

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But if you're in a red state, vote blue.

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He thinks they're okay.

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Extremely amusing comments aside, don't we think it might be JUST A BIT dangerous to advocate that local policing be done using the same rules of engagement as our armed forces at war. Is, for example, the concept of collateral damage going to be handled the way it is in war... on foreign soil? Does a 10% civilian casualty rate sound good to people like Trump and Governor LePage??? And what about Friendly Fire rates? Is 2% losses acceptable there? How about Air Support? Will we bomb, or just use ground troops? What kind of targeting will be used? Is bombing of civilian buildings acceptable? Maybe even Hospitals if it can be shown that they are supplying the dark-skinned enemy with comfort and support, right? And let's not forget our POW and 'enemy combatant' policies. If the troops pick up anyone in the area of engagement wearing the 'uniform'... (you know... dark skin), do they go to POW camps, or right to Guantanamo? So much more to work out in the Governor's high-quality, completely sane plane

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Welcome to the age of Trump.

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Knowing your tricky squirrel ways, you'd run him around till he's too exhausted to move, then bury him under some tree.

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Ameri-CANS?

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He does seem to have forgotten that the challenged party gets to pick the weapons.

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Well David Duke doesn't think he's racist, either

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That politicians are skeeves. :(

Also, that people are racist, also too. I'm less concerned about the LePages of the world than I am about the fucking racist ignoramuses who vote their useless asses in. Sorry, I'm in a mood.

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