Not Red States Or Blue States But Former Soviet States

Feb 17, 2009

ROBOT Magazine February centerfold Nate Silver has predicted that Slumdog Millionare will be the new senator from Minnesota. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Republicans are telling slanderous lies about Nevadan God of Impotence Harry Reid's high-speed casino-to-Hollywood ambitions. [ Matthew Yglesias ]
Michelle Obama has bought the penny a fancy new look from J.Crew. The coin will now feature a photo-diary of Lincoln's many houses, including: a log cabin, a wooden log presumably just adjacent to a log cabin, the "White House", and the Capitol Building. [ Top of the Ticket ]
Mittens the (Fat) Cat is selling half (1/2) of his retainer of barionial estates, namely his haunted forest ski sanctuary and his Boston pied a terre . [ AMERICAblog ]
International gerrymanderer Barack Obama has recently purchased the territory of Uzbekistan and will probably make it our 51st state. [ RedState ]