Not Red States Or Blue States But Former Soviet States
ROBOT Magazine February centerfold Nate Silver has predicted that Slumdog Millionare will be the new senator from Minnesota. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
Republicans are telling slanderous lies about Nevadan God of Impotence Harry Reid's high-speed casino-to-Hollywood ambitions. [ Matthew Yglesias ]
Michelle Obama has bought the penny a fancy new look from J.Crew. The coin will now feature a photo-diary of Lincoln's many houses, including: a log cabin, a wooden log presumably just adjacent to a log cabin, the "White House", and the Capitol Building. [ Top of the Ticket ]
Mittens the (Fat) Cat is selling half (1/2) of his retainer of barionial estates, namely his haunted forest ski sanctuary and his Boston pied a terre . [ AMERICAblog ]
International gerrymanderer Barack Obama has recently purchased the territory of Uzbekistan and will probably make it our 51st state. [ RedState ]