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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Would.that be a certain A Derschowitz?

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Bad Scooter's avatar

I would like to apply for the position of your assistant. But I just wanna demolish all the “T”s and take pictures of “RUMP” -branded stuff. Also too I’ll bring you coffee the way you like it.

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Yeah. My senator.

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H0mer0's avatar

...dona eis requiem.

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H0mer0's avatar

that's what I was thinking. Or maybe Renova means "daughter of Ren" in Russian

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Mavenmaven's avatar

We are now the BIGGEST banana republic in the Americas!

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H0mer0's avatar

I though Bohemia was part of Czech Republic and Pottsylvania only belonged in Bullwinkle and Rocky.

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H0mer0's avatar

sooo keyooote!

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Petunia Cat's avatar

SOE. Standard Operating Excuse.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I read “ariba“ as "Aruba“ and was confused. 🤔🧐🌎

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H0mer0's avatar

all the Pr0ns

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Scooby's avatar

Can I call Trump, Panama Red now?

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I wonder if Cruz would accidentally impale himself on the pencils. Wait, is that the useful part? Should I say with votes? So many questions.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Cah-cah-cah-cah-cocaaaaaaiiiine!!!

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

He'll rob your head, but I don't think he'll steal your woman.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Have John C. Reilly and Will Farrell done a Funny or Die version of these dolts yet?

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