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Would.that be a certain A Derschowitz?

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I would like to apply for the position of your assistant. But I just wanna demolish all the “T”s and take pictures of “RUMP” -branded stuff. Also too I’ll bring you coffee the way you like it.

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Yeah. My senator.

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...dona eis requiem.

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that's what I was thinking. Or maybe Renova means "daughter of Ren" in Russian

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We are now the BIGGEST banana republic in the Americas!

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I though Bohemia was part of Czech Republic and Pottsylvania only belonged in Bullwinkle and Rocky.

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sooo keyooote!

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SOE. Standard Operating Excuse.

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I read “ariba“ as "Aruba“ and was confused. 🤔🧐🌎

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all the Pr0ns

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Can I call Trump, Panama Red now?

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I wonder if Cruz would accidentally impale himself on the pencils. Wait, is that the useful part? Should I say with votes? So many questions.

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Cah-cah-cah-cah-cocaaaaaaiiiine!!!

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He'll rob your head, but I don't think he'll steal your woman.

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Have John C. Reilly and Will Farrell done a Funny or Die version of these dolts yet?

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