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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

He does have a stupid face! And stupid hair! And he should go to jail for contempt of court, just like in My Cousin Vinny.

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nailpolishcolor's avatar

Dis my other kitty, Ridley. He has the potential to be a front-of-the-cat-food-bag kitty šŸ˜‚ (at least that's what I tell him!)

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Oh oh Phantom thread.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Love the Danish modern cat hammock.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Wow. Just wow.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I’m sure he’s a joy to work for.

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NorthernSaber's avatar

Jesus Thorvald Talleywhacker- I realize that lawyers are, ahem, not always on a first-name basis with The Truth, but isn't there some professional expectation that they won't outright fucking lie out of their asses within thirty seconds of leaving the courtroom?

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LadyWoman's avatar

I was actually wondering that: is there some enforcable standard that attorneys will not make demonstrably false statements about what a JUDGE on the case the attorney was working MOMENTS AGO said on the record?

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StarJamma's avatar

This LOOKS LIKE A PHANTOM THREAD, but really, it's a schooner.

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mailman27's avatar

That certainly is an unnecessary face.

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deborahujevich's avatar

I've been saying that this fucker should be disbarred since the EDVA trial, when Trump - who is OBVIOUSLY too stupid to not make an overtly prejudicial comment - said something about "Manafort," & "SAD!" & "innocent!" At which point Downing, who should ABSOLUTELY know better & who should BeBest, THANKED Trump for his "support," or some such. Fuckhead Ellis let that slide, because he is a fuckhead.

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deborahujevich's avatar

Him is beautiful! I adore black kittehz; I've always wanted one, but have somehow never managed it, because I've often ended up with strays or otherwise unwanted cats, & who has room to be choosy under those circumstances? Food bag, SCHMOOD BAG; that baby has star power beyond food bags!

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Which way iz up?

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nailpolishcolor's avatar

He's a dwama queen šŸ˜‚

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nailpolishcolor's avatar

He's a dwama queen šŸ˜‚

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Which way iz up?

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