Not Waiting For Kucinich, Willie Nelson Gives Coveted Kiss-of-Death To Johnson
Presidential candidate Gary Johnson is fired up about an endorsement from country music legend Willie Nelson and the Teapot Party.
Tea pot : you get it? You get it.
In the previous two elections, Nelson endorsed Dennis Kucinich, so you know this will vault Johnson to the presidency. (How many states will he win? That's less clear. Either 49 or 50.) But isn't Nelson jumping the gun a bit? Doesn't he know Roger Simon says Kucinich will SHOWDOWN against Obama and present his toughest challenge to re-election? [ Fox News ]
1. Yank the silly-ass toupee off his shiny scalp before the next debate.
2. Put his toupee-less face on a Shepard Fairey-style poster with the tag "Babylon" underneath.
The political cartoons ought to be good - pigtails and bongs - if the cartoonists bother to get their pencils out.