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That book cover! It is real?? LOLThe artwork is much better than the crazy book/video series that Huckabuck was promoting but still....https://www.mediamatters.org/static...

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They both should have the letter "A" branded into the center of their foreheads. With votes, kinda.

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I think I've seen pictures of Callista before, or just after she started adulterating with Knewt. She was actually pretty, as I recall. Then she went to the plastic surgeon's and got the "Republican Wife" package of work done, and dyed her hair platinum. And here we are today.

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Newty is the real slut in the family.

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No such thing as Satan, Hell, or God as far as I'm concerned. I look churches like I look at corporations, which is what they are. They're moral, amoral, or somewhere in between. The Catholic church has not been the best corporate citizen. It's going to take more than one really good CEO to fix it's problems.

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Name an x-tian church that doesn't get the same ass kissing from Uncle Sam.

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I agree...but I still like this guy. I'm not Catholic, either.

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I hope the Pope rejects them !!!! but probably won'e being the Xian many that he is !

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Dr. Jellyfinger: "Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?"Fletch: "No, that's 'Babar.'"Dr. Jellyfinger: "Two Bs?"Fletch: "One B. 'B-A-B-A-R.'"Dr. Jellyfinger: "That's two."Fletch: "Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant."Dr. Jellyfinger: "'Arnold Babar.' Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named 'Babar?'"Fletch: "I don't know. I don't have any."Dr. Jellyfinger: "No children?"Fletch: "No elephant books."

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I take a good look at Newt ( then bleach my eyes) and wonder what would possess ANY woman to touch him, much less sneak around committing adultery with him. He looks like The Portrait of Dorian Gray - if Dorian Gray had been The Pillsbury Doughboy.

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GAAAAHHHHH never having sex again, bye now...

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Doughrían Pillsbray

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It takes two

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But not with this Pope. He's proven to be a better man.

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That's sad. One of the reasons I don't care for Catholicism.

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Maybe it's not so bad. I mean, it does get them out of the country.

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