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It'll be interesting to see what their precious access looks like with a Harris administration that they have demonstrated themselves openly hostile to.

Remember the New York Times? They used to call her The Gray Lady. They don't call her that anymore.

In fact, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris don't take their calls at all.

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Gray Lady? These days, she's more of a Soiled Strumpet.

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Ta, MM. Johnson is more than coup-adjacent. The Squeaker of the Louse should STFU. All these traitors! It would be amazing had I not lived through Nixon, Ford, Raygun, and two Bushes, and having read Wayne Barrett's (whose memory is a blessing) coverage of Trump for years in the Village Voice, I can say unequivocally there's no bottom.

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Two bits he has a favorite porn app to watch.

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One good way to keep porn and the access thereof on your front burner is to share with your son the fact you both should not be indulging in it. Do porn or don't do porn. We.Don't.Care. The guy's an Asshole. A perfect example of a sanctimonious "religious" person who does WTF he wants, and justifies it with twisted, torturous rhetoric about his bibble.. (Otherwise known as "Bullshit")

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Sonny boy must be fronting Daddy the $17/mo. subscription fee since Daddy doesn't have any bank accounts.

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Doesn't the government require direct deposit for paychecks? How can he be "unbanked?" I know it's been disclosed, I just have so many questions!

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Seems like a good way to share hot porn

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Have you ever seen the word porn so many times in a single website?

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At a library I used to work at, we got a complaint about a DVD. The person included index cards with the timestamps of all the sexy scenes.

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Actually, only one RW misfit and terrible shot has tried to assassinate Trump.

The other guy didn’t even have a sightline. Essentially he was cleaning his assault weapon in some bushes which in FL is not only legal but likely encouraged.

I raise this only because I know that Speaker Johnson is a stickler for accuracy.

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Mike Johnson is eager to add his own personal “enemies within” list to the one Trump has a concept of in his brain.

If Johnson could wipe out or knuckle under every non-conservative evangelical he would do it in an instant. He truly hates anyone not like him.

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I am generally anti-bullying, but this motherfucker needs to be given an atomic wedgie, a swirlie, and shoved in a locker. So damned sick of this shit and I have no hope that this country won't willfully vote for its own end.

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I do!

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It's the GOP Three Step: Interviewer asks about something the felon said or did, GOP person who doesn't want to talk about it denies knowing anything about that. Interviewer plays tape or video, GOP person denies the plain meaning of the felon's word or actions. Interviewer attempts to correct the record, GOP person asks why we're still on this subject, I've answered it!

It reels off like clockwork time and again.

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A very apt description- well done!

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Moses Mike was worried the word “penis” would trigger his porn alert app.

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Flames on the side of my face Johnson: please don’t talk about Johnsons unless you are referring to me and my minijohn.

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You know what's funny is the Sunday Shows COULD just stop inviting these obfuscating assholes.

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They could improve the seriousness of their discourse by 100% just by not inviting Lindsey every goddamn week.

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CNN shouldn't be having these liars on in the first place FFS.

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There is no value to this other than making Zaslav feel good

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Speaker Mike’s Johnson was embarrassed by the mention of Arnold Palmer’s “manhood” (Trump’s euphemism of choice) but not by being joined at the hip to a confirmed fascist (if you’re looking for confirmation of someone being fascist, you could do worse than asking a general and chief of staff).

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Republicans have long made it a point of pride to be unable to identify "they".

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In Speaker Johnson's defense, he likes the tingly rush he gets every time Jake Tapper says "penis". With the new porn blocker software update, he has to get his kicks where he is able.

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Even more bizarre than his apps and proclivities is the distinct lack of bank accounts in his life.

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I'm kinda surprised Mike's phone didn't buzz in his pocket during the interview with Tapper.

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It didn’t?

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JOHNSON: No, I will address it. I will look it straight in the eye- the issue I mean- and talk about the issue- the thing... the what you were talking about, not the "issue", the, oh my goodness, the elephant in the room, oh this is just getting worse, the... schlong and the short of it is... oh dear... well, I guess I can't unring that bell.

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