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If men got pregnant abortion would be a sacrament.

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If Jesus H. Christ had been as big a pussy as these whiny-ass tit-babies, He never would've carried that cross far enough to get nailed to it.

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Nah, it will just have extra funds to cover up rapes by their football players since rape is apparently not against their sincerely held beliefs as long as they are winning football games.

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What you need is a large chain owned by Methodists who have stores in 'Open Carry' areas.

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Let the ladies of Notre Dame I'll be glad to give 'em a lift to the pharmacy so they can get birth control. I'll be out in front of the student center... in my van.

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Well, every sperm *is* sacred.

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This neverending stupid shit makes me tired.

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While I DID have an addiction to a certain yarn from Hobby Lobby, it does not mean that I could not go cold turkey and stop shopping there forever. It was hard, but others also carry 100% Bamboo yarn so, not un-doable. All we have to do is not spend our money there. Simple really! It's not like men shop there.

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Oh yes they do. Prior to the court case the only place I ever heard about this chain was from my friends in the sport rocketry community who would load up on hobby rocket supplies whenever HL put one of their 50% off coupons in the Sunday circulars.

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The "deeply-held" religious-based objection is just an excuse. The real reason is This Will Not Stand--The Kenyan Usurper's Presidential Legacy Must Be Nullified.

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How'd I miss the rocketry isle?!!??? I LOVE rockets! In fact, I'll be watching the Atlas V launch at 10:44 tonight!

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You can order nicer bamboo yarn off the Internet in bulk.

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I try to hold all closely held beliefs at arm's length.

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Well if the ladies can't do sex without getting pregnant then there are a lot more boys available for Father Fondle.

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Magical logic wins the day again!

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It's my belief that every religion should be taxed through the nose, or any other orifice, just like any other scam business.

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