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LuluBelle's avatar

I found out yesterday that the Social Security office in my area is or has already been closed. It's a minor thing in the grand scheme of things but this is a very red area and I expect most of the residents here aren't aware of it yet.

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Brian Parrott's avatar

I don’t work for the government and don’t know anyone who does. That said, I think government workers are our brothers and sisters and we need to support them now more than ever. Since government workers are themselves taxpayers, it could be argued that they are, to a degree, self employed.

Every email that was sent out asking what each employee did last week should have had a mass auto generated reply.

1: Took a shit.

2: Injected heroin

3: Ate a sandwich.

4: Bought a gun.

5: Changed my gender.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

That child who is repeatedly negotiating the stairs alone, clearly scared about being left behind in a very public space, is four years old.

Why would anyone entrust Elon Musk with anything?

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BlueSpot's avatar

Where is the cook book on the proper preparation of billionaires?

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T L Mills's avatar

Google "Eat the Rich"

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Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

Sadly, one of the main results of Musk/Trump stupidity will be a rapid enshittification of life for those who are poor, brown, female, LGBTQ, disabled, children, resulting in unnecessary misery and death.

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Mommadillo's avatar

I’m having trouble buying the idea that Trump is heading his signature agency with a woman who bears a noticeable resemblance to Rosie O’Donnell.

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Andy Reed's avatar

The judges in these cases need to immediately imprison any regime attorney or employee who refuses to answer their questions. Set firm deadlines, hold them in contempt when they ignore them, and jail them with the maximum legally allowed fines, like $5,000 a day to be paid personally by the attorney -- no bondsman, no administration payment . . . Out of their personal bank accounts. I would bet a lot of them will come through, or resign from the trumpistas.

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Angryoldman's avatar

Why is this not already happening? The system has collapsed. We are in a whole new ballgame now, and nothing, nothing that assumes that system is still functioning will help. Serfs Up.

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Andy Reed's avatar

I wish I knew. Even the "good" judges in NY and DC are tiptoeing around the use of actual punishment for these SOBs.

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Angryoldman's avatar

Yes, and it does not bode well. Rachel Maldow spent last night telling us that the courts are the last line of defense. Well, they have already been outflanked as easily as the Maginot Line in 1940.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. We are DEVO.

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Martin Knutsen's avatar

They are killing people all over Africa. But hey-ho-

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Craig Nixon's avatar

I claim research assistance credit here, for the ProPulica tracker. 😊👋

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

As Goering said, I'm here to destroy and exterminate. Sounds like something Elon would have on a t-shirt.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I'm assuming "pubeless" does not necessarily include those who shave or wax their pubic areas for "social" reasons?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Huh. We'll need to call in Ken Paxton to closely examine everyone's junk.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

How would you like to be forever defined for picking your nose on camera in the Oval Office?

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irish379's avatar

runs a close second to visibly sitting on a "piss pad" on Fox & Friends

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

It bugs me no end. No, it pisses me off no end, that Elno was part of the Cabinet meeting/worship session.

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Tommytoes's avatar

Obviously they can tell their ass from a hole in the ground because the only hole in the ground the size of these assholes is the Grand Canyon. Which makes it every harder to understand how they can't find it with two hands and a fucking flashlight. Someone should ask his spokesidiot that.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

in my digital era daydream the white hat hackers go all WWII french resistance fighters & tie the hands of project 2025 proponents, making them the laughing stock of the population in general … but then i watch too much TV …

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