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And this is exactly what you get when you have activist judges: people being asked questions in court, rather than believing the words of Heroes.

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WHY do court transcripts hate America?

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I am Groot

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I am under the impression that there is a story here. But for the life of me, l am at a loss as to what it might be?

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Bill said he hates rap and he will beat the shit out of this one.

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Appearing tomorrow on NBC's Today Show: The Tree!

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Well I ask you: who among us hasn't started a fist fight with a shrubbery?

I asked one on a date once. Does that count?

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When she stood behind the tree.

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Glad someones covering this. Domestic Violence was the worst thing in the world when black men were accused. Bill O should be suspended indefinitely.

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"I did not have violent relations with that woman."

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Face it - his listeners don't care, therefore, neither does Fucks Gnus.

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'Beated'? Who writes this stuff, six-year old's?

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Your Mom.

Your Mom writes this stuff.

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Remember, this is a guy with the balls to write not one, but TWO books for children... The O'Reilly Factor for Kids (yikes) and Kids Are Americans Too. Helpfully, these are listed on BillO's book page (http://www.billoreilly.com/... right next to Those Who Trespass, a softcore detective novel where he Mary Sue's in a Bulwer Lytton epic performance. (I will not repost here, as you may be eating. Just Google "O'Reilly moving rapidly".

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BERNARD CLAIR!!!!!! THAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER WAS MY EX-WIFE'S DIVORCE ATTORNEY!!!!!!!!!

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So "Mulch Ado About Nothing?"

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