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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I disagree, those teaballers stroke themselves everywhere they go...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hmmm. That’s a huge pipeline of Level 7 Derp.

Obviously they've taken actual stuff that Chimpy and Darth Cheney did and just replaced their names with Obama and Biden and are trying to pass it off as "news" or something.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

There are 67 semicolons in the Constitution. Conclusive proof that Vonnegut was an un-American pinko commie fellow traveller!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Oh noes!!! Not "RAMPANT VACATIONING!!!!" That's the worst kind.

Honest to dog, these people are incredibly silly for supposed adults. Maybe it's their second childhood?

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fuflans's avatar

so i guess it's only a great day in south carolina if you're a white wingnut.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Tessa:

I think that's in Ohio.

Pronounced "Ma-Dine-UH."

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chascates's avatar

It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't spending $500,000 a night on the Saudi King Suite.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I almost want to wade through the comments to find out what kind of shitty horribly pathetic admissions of some wingnut living the "cut up hot dog's" lifestyle.

ALMOST.

I may have eaten my fill of cut up Schadenfreude dog's on that Valentine's story.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I believe the correct usage is Apostrophe ('), at least when listened to in quadraphonic

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Golf "mecca?"

Not only is he on vacation but he's hanging out with Muslins?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

No, he has to wear those plus-four knickers. And a silly looking flat cap with a big fuzzy ball on the top.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Will he earn some cred if he beans one of the press pool with an errant wedge shot?

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PubOption's avatar

The wingnuts will find a way to crucify him, no matter what he does.

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