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He's helping Porcelain make the bed.

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At age 59 15 years is recent to me.

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I was in Boy Scouts for 8 years in the 1960s, going all the way from Cub Scouts to Explorers. Cubs was all about learning how to participate in a group, going on educational trips and playing baseball in my Pack's summer league. Boy Scouts was all about learning about the environment, camping, learning to swim, developing practical and socially-useful competencies and basically having a good time while learning how to shoulder responsibility and be a productive member of a task-oriented group. We learned how to tread lightly and practice low-impact camping in the wilderness long before it ever became cool. We weren't big back then on ceremony, rank or any of that other anal-retentive Doug Neidermeyer-General Patton proto-fascist shit that so came to characterize the organization later on. That only started to emerge in the 1980s.

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I'll take a trunkful of the Blue Sky cookies. You can deliver them to my representatives when you meet them at that location underneath the 12th street overpass. As per the usual procedure, you will need to remove all weapons and deposit them in the designated area and then submit to being searched for any listening devices before proceeding with the transaction.

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Is there anyone left?

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The lamestream media, IRS hit men and Bieber, of course.

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I read that as "eat Tagalogs," so how sick am I?

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Bain Capital?

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A private pay-for-view video perhaps?

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I vote for the chocolate and peanut butter one, relatively new.

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The Keebler Wobblies.

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Aborting all the girl babies sounds like Chinese practice, so must be communist.

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To Sir, with Love.

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Tasted funny? Was it made from <i>clowns</i>?

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Mine's working on the Scissoring badge.

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