24 Comments
User's avatar
chascates's avatar

He's helping Porcelain make the bed.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

At age 59 15 years is recent to me.

Expand full comment
Lefty Mark's avatar

I was in Boy Scouts for 8 years in the 1960s, going all the way from Cub Scouts to Explorers. Cubs was all about learning how to participate in a group, going on educational trips and playing baseball in my Pack's summer league. Boy Scouts was all about learning about the environment, camping, learning to swim, developing practical and socially-useful competencies and basically having a good time while learning how to shoulder responsibility and be a productive member of a task-oriented group. We learned how to tread lightly and practice low-impact camping in the wilderness long before it ever became cool. We weren't big back then on ceremony, rank or any of that other anal-retentive Doug Neidermeyer-General Patton proto-fascist shit that so came to characterize the organization later on. That only started to emerge in the 1980s.

Expand full comment
Lefty Mark's avatar

I'll take a trunkful of the Blue Sky cookies. You can deliver them to my representatives when you meet them at that location underneath the 12th street overpass. As per the usual procedure, you will need to remove all weapons and deposit them in the designated area and then submit to being searched for any listening devices before proceeding with the transaction.

Expand full comment
Also2Something's avatar

Just saw this and thought you'd like the update: <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kabc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/lo...">http://abclocal.go.com/kabc...

Expand full comment
Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Is there anyone left?

Expand full comment
Also2Something's avatar

The lamestream media, IRS hit men and Bieber, of course.

Expand full comment
Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I read that as "eat Tagalogs," so how sick am I?

Expand full comment
Fartknocker's avatar

Bain Capital?

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

A private pay-for-view video perhaps?

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

I vote for the chocolate and peanut butter one, relatively new.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

The Keebler Wobblies.

Expand full comment
PubOption's avatar

Aborting all the girl babies sounds like Chinese practice, so must be communist.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

To Sir, with Love.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Tasted funny? Was it made from <i>clowns</i>?

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Mine's working on the Scissoring badge.

Expand full comment