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joe's avatar

Trust Me

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LiberalANDProud's avatar

Naah, she always looks like that.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

There she is in fuchsia again.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Ivanka would say that she should just quit working and stay home with the young 'uns and the charitable foundations, Middle East peace, fashion design and whatnot.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

If they are fuschia, she'll wear them as a blouse.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I don't think so. I think she enjoys her job. Her father is a known liar, so it comes easily to her.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Oh yeah. He’s an asshole(for which I cannot judge anyone), but at least he likes being an asshole. Hangingbeef looks like she can’t stand to be alive most of the time.

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Fartrell Cluggins's avatar

Jabba the Kunt.

It's like severely-constipated melty cheese decided to form a face, but forgot how one looks.

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Chuck's avatar

Should the h in that color be a k.

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Paul E. Esther's avatar

experience?

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fifthdentist's avatar

Now, if my shorts were weighted down with lead weights in the lowest point in the ocean, and I were safely back on land in the USA, I'd love for her to be near them.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

That's just cruel. She'd likely poison any sea creature that tried to snack on her. Your shorts belong on Pluto, with her near them.

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sarafina's avatar

I imagine she is very grateful for that.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Haven’t come in yet, puberty still has a few years to run

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