Now Some Other Comedians Will Do National Mall Rallies

Will this be terrible? Probably! But the crowds are likely to be muchsexierthen Glenn Beck's sad old slob-followers: Comedy Central's Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have announced competing rallies on the National Mall, on October 30. The character Colbert plays will be leading a "Keep Fear Alive"march, while Stewart's sad anchorman character will lead the"Rally To Restore Sanity." So .... Wonkette will hold acountercounter rally, perhaps with Christine O'Donnell and the Divinyls performing their awesome'80s'90s hit, "I Touch Myself." Do we have video of this?

Yes, here is Christine O'Donnell on the Bill Maher show performing the only non-annoying "It's about a lady masturbating, (knowing glance)" song ever:

We will actually hold a rally (cocktail party/literary salon/sex rave) on this very weekend, probably on October 29, which is a Friday. PERHAPS WE WILL RENT A BOAT. What we mean is:

THE FIRST ANNUAL WONKETTE COSTUME BALL WILL BE HELD IN OUR NATION'S CAPITAL, ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29, LOCATION TBA. (Arielle, you should probably call me when you wake up.)