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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?feature=player_embedded&amp\;v=Kppx4bzfAaE#%21" target="_blank">You're Welcome :-)</a>

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LLJC?

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Try to forget it again.

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I was trying hard to believe that was straight-faced satire, but the unblinking eye of Obamacare made me go with "nope, dope".

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Roger!

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...I'm ruined for the rest of my life.

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Unfortunate moments in rhyming: (1) Coleridge is interrupted by a person from Porlock; doesn't finish 'Kubla Khan'. (2) Colerick is not interrupted by a bolt from the blue; finishes 'Rappin' for Jesus'.

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And after that, it's welcome!

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ALBATROSS LIBEL!!1!

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Better a Homeboy than a Rent Boy.

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In teh Bible it's the Stand Your Ground Commandment.

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I lasted to 0:12. Anyone who claims more is lyin' like a Fox.

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Tell me about it. I damn the moment that I clicked on the Facebook post that brought me here.

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stand your Holy Ground

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Perfection in parody. I had no idea that there was really a Star Wars holiday special until I watched this.

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I think this is absolute proof that there is no God.

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