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Lefty Mark's avatar

A peanut butter sandwich and an apple?

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They don't have round chicken patties because they serve chicken patties that are in the shapes of dinosaurs and stars.

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Won't somebody please think of the <strike>McNuggets</strike> children?

Chris Grrr's avatar

And as always, the greater shame is that seemingly functional adults re-elect these two-faced blowhards...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Nah, they get their fruit out of the vending machine, brand-named "Jolly Rancher."

Lefty Mark's avatar

No, because both of them would be riding in the "special" bus.

Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>dry-aged ribeye beef served with blue cheese, 12 varieties of potatoes and quail eggs</blockquote> Should have been a cup of cream of asparagus soup, a patty melt with fries and a nice slice of blueberry pie topped with whipped cream.

Oops, sorry, that would be the menu for the State Diner.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

They have nasty burger dives here called White Castle. I ate there once about 23 years ago and I was not drunk. Never again. One News Years Eve, not so long ago, I was the designated driver with a Suburban full of drunks. I drove past a White Castle and the pandemonium was just short of a prison riot. I held firm and did not stop... my stomach was my co-pilot that night.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm convinced that the rapture happened already, and nobobdy noticed. God: "We did send out the invitations, right?"

malsperanza's avatar

But only if it's made the right way, with Kraft Dinner and those mini cocktail franks.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A rethuglican concerned about "school districts who are struggling to keep up with the increased costs.”

*Retch*

chascates's avatar

We might as well admit it: representational democracy has just run off the rails and we should start looking for alternatives. In the meantime I suggest both houses of Congress be moved to Gitmo and since we can't let those already in it leave the island they can be the new jailers. Tough, but fair.

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Exactly. <a href="http://www.businessinsider...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.businessinsider.com/why-nyc-doesnt-can...">http://www.businessinsider....

I wonder how much money the NC school systems saved on their catering budget by not serving x lunches this week.It will be nice to support that savings.

malsperanza's avatar

Mac and Cheese with cut-up hotdogs in it?

malsperanza's avatar

That's ok, Reagan himself was only a figment of Cheney's imagination.

SpideySenser's avatar

Can you even imagine the whiny-ness coming from those entitled a**holes!