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I thought Dubya eliminated bankruptcy forever? Meaning it's pointless to do so because you can't get out of anything.

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Where's <i>my</i> sexy blonde wearing a skimpy blue swimsuit?

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It helps that the Cube-ons call their rum "Ron".

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...would look at George Dubya without pointing and laughing in derision, let alone vote him into any sort of office.

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I think he jumped the shark with those paid spa vacations to Stalingrad.

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Hey, are you a Mitt Romney advisor?!

Would you like to be?

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genius.

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<i> "declined from 41 percent in <b>2014</b> to 35 percent in <b>2014</b>"</i>

Gotta love Obama's time machine.

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Obama is definitely a forward thinker; everyone is going to need sick time for all the Ebola that infected them before the mid-term elections prior to vanishing off the radar.

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"This is good news, indeed! We have better ways in mind of getting all of your muneez."

Sincerely, The Koch Brothers, Jamie Dimon, and the rest of your financial Overlords

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Paid maternity leave? That's pro-life <i>and</i> pro-birth. Reptards flip-flop on abortion and contraception in 5...4...3...

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Oh, this is bad news for Mittens Endicott Crumpet Romneyshire.

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OK. But if we get another President Bush, I'm going back to "That Cocksucker".

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No, Mitt's still here and in one piece.

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Valerie Jarrett was mentioned. That should guarantee wingnut outrage for a least a week.

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If there was some reliable measure of dumbass legislators, the USA would lead the world by a mile.

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